On the first day of Christmas, my true pet gave to me: a chewed slipper under the tree.
The Twelve Pet Joys of Christmas
Pet Ways for Easing Holiday Stress
Twas the day of Black Friday when all through the store, not a person was smiling from ceiling to floor. The bargains were hung on the fixtures with care, in hopes that frayed shoppers soon would buy there.
Easy Ways to Ease Stress 